Why do they give us spicy broccoli on film/TV sets? Usually the catering on set is very gassy greasy food for an instant pick-me-up, but yesterday it was like SIESTA time. Isn’t normal broccoli gassy enough? They had to top it off with paprika and jalapeno sauce. Lovely! That’s what I need. It’s like Sting’s song every breath you take, it’s every step you take. o00wroo I bend over to tie my shoelace, a whole orchestra blowing out me arse. And yet they tell you to be silent on set. Some guy said to me a female PA just let one go. After dinner everybody is just stuck in the toilet. Go figure. Let the truth be told! Hope this didn’t gross you out too much :)
Written by Mel Hamill