Did you ever go to a house...parents always try to make their baby sing for you?
I’m there at my brother’s house. Sis-in-law says to the baby “Sing a little song for uncle Mel” and then all of a sudden the kid doesn’t sing, parents get all angry. Then they taunt the kid “Sing a song! Sing a song! You were singing earlier! What’s wrong with you?!” I go “Listen, I really don’t have to hear the kid singing the song.” Then kid starts crying. “I really don’t want to hear kid singing. I came up here for a beer!” She says “Sorry Mel. There’s no beer in the fridge.” That’s when I start crying “wouaaa wouaaa!!!”
Written by Mel Hamill